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Post by Kitten4u on Sept 25, 2005 13:13:56 GMT -5
Well, before I post this, I would like to say, that if you have not played Tales of Symphonia, you won't get most of my parody. Fear not, there's some stuff in there that everyone will get. But, I'm not going to describe the characters or anything. I'll be nice and post some pictures here for everyone. THIS IS NOT MY STORY. This is the story that happened in the game. If I decide to make a bit on what happened after the game, then it will be my story, but the rest IS NOT MY STORY. Lloyd Colette Genis Kratos Raine Sheena Presea Zelos Regal And for NPCs and other characters look here. {edit - Inncorrect HTML} |
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Post by Kitten4u on Sept 25, 2005 15:02:09 GMT -5
Part One: The Oracle
It was a beautiful day in the peaceful little village of Iselia. The birds were chirping, the flowers had just come into bloom, and there was not a single awkward noise in the area. That is until the school bell rang and the children had rushed into the little school building in the back of the town. In there the sound of deep breathing echoed throughout the little school house causing the children to giggle and look back at the boy standing in the back of the room taking a little nap.
"Lloyd! Lloyd you stupid idiot! Wake up you fool! You can't seriously be sleeping. You're standing up for crying out loud. Lloyd!"
A young woman shouted at the child standing in the back of the room. His eyes slowly opened, only to have them forced back shut. How could he have fallen asleep in class again? Professor Sage is going to kill him.
"Lloyd duck!"
One of the other children shouted in terror at him. Lloyd looked over at the professor only to find her hurling the chalkboard behind her at Lloyd.
"Oh shit."
Lloyd prepared for the pain that awaited him. He gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. He felt all of his muscles tense up. The other children in the school ducked. The teacher's throwing arm was not something you wanted to mess with. It was a direct hit. The chalkboard hit poor Lloyd right in the forehead. Lloyd flew back into the wall behind him leaving a hole that lead to the outside.
"Oh Professor Sage?" Lloyd said sounding drunk, "Is class over?"
"No. I'lll just ask someone else. Oh yes, and Lloyd,"Professor Sage says soothingly, "I'm going to want the chalkboard back after you pry it out from your thick skull mkay?"
She nodded sarcastically.
"No problem!"Lloyd paused for a moment, "Hey wait a minute! I don't have a big head!"
"You miss the point Lloyd," she sighed and turned back to the class, "Colette, answer this and you could win one million dollars! Not really, but get into the spirit kid. What is the Journey of Regeneration?"
"Hey why does Colette get a chance to win money and I don't!"
Lloyd complained finally forcing the chalkboard out of his head.
"Oh yeah, and you can have this back!"
He threw the chalkboard back to Professor Sage, but she ducked and it pulverized the wall behind Raine Sage, the teacher at the school.
"You know I would have just hit you if that was legal. Complain to the mayor and maybe I won't have to resort to throwing random objects or making really creepy metaphors to get your attention."
"Um Professor, know the answer to your question."
The little blond haired girl said.
"Oh wonderful Colette. You may respond."
"You're lucky I have insurance Raine," Lloyd said while putting his hand on his forehead to stop the blood from gushing, "And I'm sure if I didn't have a concussion right now I would think to sue you."
"Oh shut up Lloyd. Colette your answer?"
"The Journey of regeneration is when some person in this family goes on this big long journey to seal away these creepy half-elves called Desiens. For some reason most of them walk with their back hunched over. That can't be comfortable. Anyway the Chosen goes on this journey and releases seals. Seals make funny noises" Colette smiles, "But I don't think that's the right kind of seal. After releasing all the seals the Chosen dies and the world is saved! But I wasn't suppose to say that yet, so forget that last little bit of information."
Everyone stared at Colette like she was crazy.
"Right...I guess we should expect the Chosen herself to know that."
"Whoa! Colette's the Chosen? That's awesome!"
Lloyd shouted. Now it was Lloyd’s turn to get an odd stare.
"Is it just me or is Lloyd stupider than usual?"
A little boy asked Colette.
"I don't know Genis, but I think Raine should stop throwing things at him."
"It would certainly help..."
A bright flash of light lit up the dimly lit room. Everyone gasped except for Lloyd who thought that light was there the entire time. Concussions can do bad things to your head. Don't get one kids.
"The Oracle" Raine whispered, "I'll be right back kids. Just study while I'm gone."
"The Oracle?" Lloyd asked the little boy in the front of the room, "That's weird Genis. I thought a bright light was suppose to shine before the Oracle."
"Lloyd, a bright light did just shine. Are you feeling alright?."
"Really? That's strange. I didn't notice it. Has your hair always been pink?"
"It's still silver Lloyd, like always."
"RightEe should go to the Oracle!"
"But Raine said to stay here! Do you want another head injury?"
"Dwarven vow number elevnty: I'm the boss, you all do what I say so suck it! Are you coming Colette?"
"Um okay."
Colette slowly stood up from her little seat.
"You can't be serious Lloyd..."
"Oh but I am!"
Lloyd said with a psychotic grin on his face.
"You know if you keep this up Lloyd your face is going to be as red as your clothes!"
"I'm going to start ignoring you Genis mkay?"
Edit: Fixing weird symbols.
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Post by Kitten4u on Sept 25, 2005 17:08:28 GMT -5
Part Two: Martel Temple
gLloyd, I still think this is a really bad ideach
gDonft be silly Genis! All we have to do is sneak back into class before Raine finds out we left! Again, remember Dwarven vow number eleventy!h
gRight Lloyd. Youfre always rightch
Genis rolled his eyes. A little shriek echoed from Colettefs lips. She stepped back in terror at what she saw.
gWhatfs wrong Colette?h
Lloyd asked her.
gOh my goodness! You stepped on a poor innocent flower! How could you! Itfs going to die now. You should feel bad. Oh yeah, and therefs monsters right behind youch
Both Lloyd and Genis slowly turned around to see two zombies and a ghost entered the village from the direction of the holy building, The Temple Of Martel, also known as Martel Temple. In that temple is where the Oracle occurs.
gThatfs weird,h Lloyd, said, gI wonder why monsters are coming from the Templech
gI think it has to do with Martelfs Trial,h Colette pauses for a moment, gOh my gosh! Ifm so sorry for letting monsters into the village! Itfs all my fault!h
gColette that doesnft even make sensech
gOh Lloyd, am I hurting your head even more? Am I confusing you? Even if Ifm not Ifm so sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!h
gStop apologizing Colettech
gAm I bothering you by apologizing? Ifm sorry for that too!h
gIfm going to start ignoring you too Colette mkay. We should be able to take out these enemies no matter their size or numbers! You know the saying the bigger and more there are the harder they fall!h
Both Colette and Genis gave Lloyd an odd stare. He was scaring them again.
gLloydch Genis said calmly, gTherefs only three of them and theyfre all a lot smaller than we arech
gYou canft be serious Genis! Theyfre massive!h
gMaybe you should look in the direction of the monsters and not the buildings in Iseliach
gOh that would help huh.h
Lloyd turned around only to get knocked down by a zombie.
gOw! Hey that was cheap! I demand a re-do!h
gIfll take out the ghost Lloyd!h
Genis shouted pulling out his kendamma. He cast the only spell he knew, fireball. Flames covered the sky creating something that looked like a mini sunset. The ghost fell very quickly.
gIfll take the zombie on the left Lloyd! You can handle the other one!h
Colette said while running at the zombie. She took out her little bladed rings and started hacking away at the zombie. She spun and twirled, tossing her weapon all around making very pretty patterns with it. Soon that zombie fell as well.
gI guess that leaves me with the army of zombies that dared to knock me down!h
Lloyd ran at horde of zombies, when in reality there was only one, but the concussion was making him see things.
gHa! Got you you ugly freak!h
gLloyd youfre not hitting anything! Fireball!h
Genis cast a small spell at the zombie to prevent it from killing Lloyd.
gYou should really think about sitting these battles out until your head healsch
gNo way Genis! I can take them! Besides I can see clearly now the fog is gonecHa! Take that zombie!h
Amazingly, Lloyd actually hit the target. He really could see clearly. Nothing was blurry or multiplied anymore. His head still hurt really badly, but with all the injuries Raine has given him in past years they heal much faster than they used to.
gI told you I could handle it Genis.h
Lloyd smirked. Genis simply nodded as they headed out of Iselia.
gUmch Colette started, gMartel Temple should be near here. Just watch out for the odd black blobby thingies. Theyfre creepy lookingch
Genis and Lloyd nodded as the party traveled to the temple where the Oracle was. Soon they approached the giant stone goodness. Light poured out of the top of the building.
gWowch
Lloyd and Genis say at the same time.
gSo Colette,h Lloyd pauses for a moment, gWhat do you think?h
gItfs really really bright!h
The boys stared at little Colette and sighed.
gColette,h Lloyd asked, gYoufre about to become the Chosen here, donft you think you should act a little you knowch He pauses, gMore Chosen like?h
gRight Lloyd! Ifm sorry for acting like such an idiot.h
gColette youfre not acting like an idiotch
gIfm sorry for lying to you!h
gColette you didnft mean anything!h
gOh goodness! Ifm sorry for not meaning anything!h
gColette, that didnft even make sensech
gOh Ifm sorry for hurting your head again! It was just starting to heal too! Ifm so sorry Lloyd!h
gStop apologizing Colette.h
gIfm sorry for bothering you by apologizing! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!h
gIfm ignoring you againch
gYou know I have to apologize at least twenty more times before this scene is done! Ifm sorry for not apologizing enough!h
gSorry to interrupt your little conversation Lloyd and Colette, but look!h
Genis pointed at the top of the first flight of stairs leading to the temple.
gItfs a priestch Colette says slowly, gOh no! It looks like hefs hurt!h
Everyone ran up to the top of the first flight of stairs to the priestfs aid.
gAre you alright?h
Colette asked the fallen man.
gColette,h the priest coughed, gDonft go up there. There are Desians!h
Lloyd and co. gasped at the thought.
gButch Genis pauses, gI thought that this village had a non-aggression treaty with the Desiansch
gTheycbrokecitch
With that the priest died in Colettefs arms.
gN-No!h
Colette shrieks.
gWe have to go up there!h
Colette ran up the stairs only to trip on the last step.
gColette! Run!h
Colettefs grandmother, Phaidra, ordered her.
gAh so this is the Chosen. Very nice. Get her.h
A Desian ordered his little henchmen to attack Colette.
gI wonft let you filthy Desians get away with anything!h
gYou really think wefre Desians? Good. We want you to think that until we tell you otherwise.h
gHuh?h
gExactlycAnyway, enough wasting time. You with the big flail thingy. Take them out!h
Out of the darkness from the door to the temple came a massive half-elf with a flail bigger than anyone in Lloyd and Co. He was husky with very strong muscles. Soon Lloyd and the others realize that they should have taken the priestfs advice. They should have run away with their tails between their legs, but it was too late; they were locked into a battle that should have never happened.
gWefre dead arenft we Lloydch
gYes Genis I believe we arecBut remember Dwarven Vow number eight-hundred seven, Nothing bad ever happens to the hero. It goes against programming. Soon some random guy will come save us which is really good, because Ifm going to die soonch
As soon as those words escapes his lips there was a loud clang. The sound was that of a sword driving the flail away from Lloyd.
gStand back. Let me handle this.h
The mysterious figure said preparing for battle.
Edit: Forgot to bold and underline.
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Post by Kitten4u on Sept 25, 2005 17:26:05 GMT -5
Part Three: Kratos
gSee I told you!h Lloyd shouted to Colette and Genis with pride, gBut waitcthis guyfs stronger than mecNot coolch
gWow this guyfs really strong!h
gYeah he is Genisch
gHis better than I am!h Lloyd screamed inside his head, gI donft like him. Time to make an attempt to outshine himch
Lloyd attempted to stand up, but failed. His legs and stomach had too many scratches to move easily.
gFirst Aid!h
The wounds disappeared like magic! In fact it was magic that made them go away.
gHuh?h
Lloyd looked upon his once tattered body.
gSweet! Ifm not bleeding to deathcand my concussion is gone! Awesome!h
gYou might want to stand up and fight kid. I took care of your wounds, now take care of this thing!h
gYou didnft have to tell me that!h
gThen why the hell are you just sitting there while I prevent this big idiot from killing you!h
gBecause I can!h
gWell stop it and help me you idiot!h
gMake me!h
gFine. I will!h
The mysterious man stopped blocking the enemyfs attacks and let them hit Lloyd until poor Lloyd could barley stand.
gYou SOB! Heal me and Ifll fight!h
gI knew you would see it my way,h the man smirked at his own cleverness, gFirst Aid!h
gBastard.h
Lloyd whispered under his breath.
gYou know I heard thatch
gWhatever!h
Lloyd and the man charged at the enemy. The man elegantly stroked the enemy while Lloyd got into its face and tried to hack and slash is way to victory. That is until something strange and unbelievable happened.
gWhatfs wrong with my arms?h
Lloydfs arms were forced into a position. A position he had never used before.
gSonic Thrust!h he shouted, gWhat was that?h
gWhatever it was it took out our little buddy there.h
The man pointed to the fallen enemy.
gDamn,h the Desian said, gHefs here. Retreat for nowch
The band of half-elves left Martel Temple with their tails between their legs.
gThank you for helping the Chosen.h
Phaidra said to the man.
gHey what about me?!h
Lloyd complained.
gOh yes Lloyd you were a great help too.h
gYoufre name is Lloyd?h
gWho are you to ask of my name?h
gMy name is Kratos. Ifm a mercenary of sorts. If you can pay me I can guard the Chosen.h
gNo way!h Lloyd screamed, gI can take care of this myself!h
gIgnore Lloyd,h Genis said shaking his head, gHefs always like this.h
gDwarven Vow number eleventy! Ifm the boss! You do what I say so suck it!h
gPerhaps you need a new vow boy,h Kratos said with a smirk on his face, gDwarven Vow number eleventy and one! The strongest leads. I am the strongest. You follow me and do what I say so suck it.h
gYoufre not stronger than I am!h
gYes he is Lloyd.h
gThanks for having my back Genis!h
gYoufre welcome!h
gThat was sarcasm!h
gAnd so was that!h
gPeople,h Phaidra broke the arguments, gKratos, wefd be happy to have help Colette. Welcome to the team.h
gThank you.h
Anger welled up inside of Lloydfs body. He felt like he needed to kill something.
gSoc!h Lloyd said almost screaming, gI guess we have to do this trial thing now. Letfs go. I need to vent.h
The all walked into the Temple of Martel to face Martelfs Trial so Colette could begin the Journey of Regeneration.
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Post by Kitten4u on Sept 28, 2005 15:47:29 GMT -5
Part Four: The Ring
"Wow so this is what the inside of the temple is like!"
Genis said while looking around the temple. It was fairly small and quite pretty. Decorative stones covered the walls and most of it was an earthy color.
"Lloyd," Kratos said, "Are you sword techniques self taught?"
"Yeah so what?"
"Here," Kratos handed Lloyd a small little book, "If you want to fight you should at least learn the basics."
"You think you're all that don't you?"
Lloyd said under his breath putting the book away.
"You know I heard that right?"
"Whatever!"
"The center of the temple is over there"
Colette pointed to a staircase. Everyone ran to the top of the stairs as fast as their feet could carry them.
What's that?"
Lloyd asked.
"It looks like a door of some kind..."
Kratos replied.
"I think the Sorcerer's Ring could open it."
"Okay where is it Colette?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't know Lloyd"
"Ugh so we're actually going to have to LOOK for it?"
"I'm sorry about not knowing!"
"Chosen," Kratos said, "That doesn't even make sense..."
"I'm sorry for not making sense!"
"It's not your fault..."
"I'm sorry for not letting it be my fault!"
"There's no reason to apologize..."
"I'm sorry for doing something for no reason!"
"Stop that..."
"I'm sorry for annoying you!"
"Is she always like that Lloyd?"
"Yeah. You get used to it."
"Right, well we should start looking for the ring."
"Yeah!"
Colette giggled. All of them slowly sauntered down the flight of stairs, not looking forward to walking back up them again. Sadly the temple had many stairs, so they had to travel up another flight of stairs and then down a steeper than normal set.
"Look there it is!"
Genis shouted and pointed to a glowing red stone floating on a pedestal.
"I wonder how we get to it"
"Look there's something here!"
Colette says walking over to a giant stone golem.
"Colette you idiot! Get out of the...!"
But before he could even finish Kratos had run over and started slicing at the golem.
"Hey! I wasn't finished!"
"Hurry up and fight Lloyd. Don't be stupid right now please"
Lloyd's face turned bright red as he ran over to the golem to fight with everyone else.
"I'lll be stupid whenever I feel like it Kratos!"
"Fine then Lloyd. Be stupid."
"Make me!"
"You're making about as much sense as the chosen."
"Sh...hut up!"
"Now look who's telling someone what to do. So, I'll reply in the same manner you did. I feel like talking, so I shall."
"I don't sound like that!"
"Yes you do."
"Well at least I'm not about to get squished by a golem"
"Wha--?"
Indeed, Lloyd was right. The right fist of the golem was crashing down over Kratos' head, and hit him right on top of him.
"I let my guard down" Kratos groaned.
"Ha!"
Lloyd finished off the golem as Kratos hit the floor.
"Who's the better fighter now huh?"
"Kratos..."
Genis said.
"Thanks for having my back Genis."
"You're welcome."
"That was sarcasm!"
"So was that!"
"Wow it turned into a rock!"
Colette said. The boys turned their attention to her.
"Well it was sort of a rock to begin with..."
Genis said.
"Yeah, but it looks--Off!"
Colette tripped over her own feet and fell upon the rock causing it to fall into a hole below. For some reason it plugged up the hole.
"I see, it's going to make a convenient little bridge for us! Come on let's go get the ring."
Genis said. Everyone ran down some more stairs, and after panting (especially Kratos) at the bottom, the raced up more stairs to the Sorcerer's Ring.
"Man," Kratos said, "You would think they would give these buildings less stairs...First aid!"
He healed the wound he had gotten from the golem.
"This is that ring that we were looking for. It's pretty."
"Can I see it Colette?"
"Sure Lloyd."
"You're such a little kid..."
"Shut it Genis!"
Colette handed Lloyd the ring, and he put it on his finger. He concentrated all of his energy into the ring to see what it would do. Soon, a small bolt of fire shot out from the ring.
"Wow that's so cool Lloyd!"
Colette giggled.
"Yeah I know!"
Lloyd shot a few more fireballs out of the ring, but then he suddenly stopped.
"Okay, now I'm bored."
"Please tell me you're joking Lloyd..."
"I'm still ignoring you Genis...So anyway, Colette where do we go now?"
"I would assume up to that door that Colette said that we needed to find the Sorcerer's Ring to open."
Kratos rolled his eyes as he spoke. Lloyd became flustered at Kratos again.
"Look at me! I'm Kratos and I think I'm all that, but I know that Lloyd is so much cooler..."
Lloyd muttered.
"You know I heard that right?"
"What do you have? Uberly sensitive ears or something!"
"Why do you care?"
"You like, hear everything! Stop it!"
"Make me."
"Are you still on me about that?"
"Yes."
"Lloyd," Genis said, "It might be smart to stop talking now..."
"Shut it Genis!"
"So shall we get going?"
Colette chimed in happily. Everyone nods, and they run back up and down the stairs AGAIN to reach the sealed door.
Edit: Curse those evil symbols!
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